New Year's Meetup: "Sweat out the old, soak in the new," 2022 edition

UPDATE: I'm cancelling the meetup. Let's do it in a month or two when things have settled down. Sorry.

Hey guys!

Let's have a New Year's Meetup! 

Where: Wilshire Spa

When: January 1st, in the afternoon (I'm planning to get there sometime between noon and 1:00)

Why: Why not?

Rules:
- Don't wear a towel!
- Be respectful!
- Wear your key on your left ankle!
- Don't be that guy that's jerking when nobody else is interested.
- Be careful!
- Say hi to me!